logic of a 2.5 year old—

1)
Hamish: Mommy you crazy driver.
Mommy: No I'm a sane driver.
Hamish: No you crazy driver.
Mommy: Why?
Hamish: 'Cause, 'cause Stella's sleeping.
2)
Mommy: I don't like to be angry at you. Do you like being angry at Mommy?
Hamish: Yeah.
Mommy: You like being angry at Mommy?
Hamish: Yeah.
Mommy: Why?
Hamish: 'Cause I eat poop.