I just received an auspicious package...the Japanese version of my novel, Star Craving Mad. Wild. I hope they like it. I had the feeling it would be neat-o looking. I like this cover very much and look, there are my words translated into a language I can't even begin to comprehend. It's so small and cute, like my children. I hope Harajuku girls like it and tell Gwen Stefani all about it. Maybe she can get her assistant to track down an American copy and read it on her tour bus, laugh out loud and clutch it to her toned taut chest, moaning softly about how it's the most B-A-N-A-N-A-S book she's ever read. Maybe I will write another novel someday. I got so giddy upon receiving this package that I feel inspired. Hamish suggested I write a book about two little girls named Dolly and May. Maybe I will, Hame, maybe I will. I look forward to the adventure of it all.